Passhole (from August 13, 2008)

Definition: Noun. A driver who will not allow you to pass them in traffic

In a scene:
Rick & Steve are riding with their friend BD in his car. BD tries to pass a person who is driving 55 MPH in the fast lane, but as we get close to going around the driver speeds up ahead of us at 80 MPH. We pull back into the fast lane behind him, and the driver proceeds to slow to 55 MPH again.

RICK: What is his problem?

BD: I don't know, but that dude is a passhole!

Thanks to BD for this week's word! And for more Words of the Week, visit the Archives!

Artifacial (From July 1, 2008)

Definition: Adjective. Word used to describe a person's face after too much plastic surgery has made him/her look like an alien.

Definition: Noun. The "one plastic surgery too many" that has transformed a human's face into something alien.

In a scene:
Rick & Steve finish seeing Lynda Carter in concert.

RICK: Lynda looked magnificent. But who's that strange alien woman with her?

STEVE: Former Knots Landing star, Joan Van Ark.

RICK: Wow. That was some artifacial she had.

Thanks to BD for this week's word! And for more Words of the Week, visit the Archives!

Datejà Vu (From October 22, 2007)

Definition: Noun. The feeling of having already dated someone before.

In a scene:
Rick & Steve are having drinks with Rodney Alexander Griffis.

RICK: Look, there's Brian with his new very tan boyfriend. Do you know his name?

STEVE: Too Tan Mary.

RODNEY: Wasn't that what we called Brian's last boyfriend when none of us could remember his name?

STEVE: Yes, but they look a lot alike.

RICK: Almost identical.

RODNEY: It's datejà vu.

Thanks to Rodney Alexander Griffis for this week's word! And for more Words of the Week, visit the Archives!

Bitchelorette (from September 4, 2007)

Definition: Noun. A woman who is a bachelorette for a reason.

In a REAL LIFE scene:
Rick and Steve are watching Ann Coulter behave like an evil, miserable, hate-mongering, barren hag on television.

RICK: God, I hate Ann Coulter.
STEVE: She's single, right?
RICK: Yes. She's a bitchelorette.


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Bluetool (From August 7, 2007)
It's been a while. I know. But here we go...


Definition: Noun. A person who thinks he is so important, and who wants everyone to know just how important he is, that he will wear a bluetooth headset everywhere he goes no matter how inappropriate the location or situation; for example, while on a date or in a public restroom.

In a REAL LIFE scene:
Rick is peeing at a urinal during intermission at the Smuckers World On Ice, ice skating show. A random guy comes in.

RICK: (pssssssssssssssssss)

RANDOM GUY: Yeah, I'm at this ice skating thing. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Skating. On ice. (unzips, pulls out tool, begins his business and moans in relief) Ahhhh, well, we're in a skybox so it's even better. Free drinks and food. Yeah, man, you should try it sometime. What are you doing?

RICK (interrupting): I don't know what he's doing but I'm trying to pee!

RANDOM GUY (giving me a look): Some weird dude's in the bathroom. (back to doing his business) Anyway, you were saying?

RICK (zipping up): F-ing bluetool!

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Gayble (From May 11, 2007)

Definition: Noun. A table, usually at a public event such as a wedding, that has been designated as the gay table.

Poostacle Course (From April 9, 2007)

Definition: Noun. A public path that is so littered with dog feces that it becomes an obstacle course to maneuver through. Thanks to Amy for that one.

Guncle (From April 2, 2007)

Definition: Noun. A gay uncle.

In a scene:
Rick and Steve visit Rick's sister and her family in San Diego. His neice, Hailee, looks at her mom.

HAILEE: Mom, is Uncle Richard my uncle?

SISTER EILEEN: Yes.

HAILEE: Is Uncle Steve my uncle?

SISTER EILEEN: Yes.

HAILEE (trying to figure it out): And they live together?

SISTER EILEEN: Yes. They are you guncles.