Hasbian (From December 14, 2005)
Definition: Noun. A woman who, after staunchly proclaiming her homosexuality and/or having same sex relationships for a significant length of time, decides she is actually straight. Also... Adjective. A term used to describe a woman who is a hasbian. Or... A curse. Used in place of a noun to put someone down in the same manner as the word "bitch," only it must be an apt description; for example, one would not call Carrot Top a hasbian no matter how annoying he may be.

In a sentence:
The phone rings, and Rick picks it up.
RICK: Hello?
WOMAN'S VOICE: Hi Rick, it's crazy Anne Heche.
RICK: Hasbian!
Rick hangs up phone and goes back to work.