Assues (From June 20, 2006)

Definition: Noun. A personal or emotional disorder relating to one's buttocks.

In a scene:
Steve and Rick run into their friend Danielle after Gay Pride weekend.
DANIELLE: Hey guys! Sorry I missed you during Gay Pride. Did you eat a ton of food following your big gay diet?
RICK: Oh yeah! We had quiche for breakfast, pizza for a snack, a spicy burrito at lunch, a giant hot dog on a stick for our second lunch and an Ultimate Cheeseburger for dinner.
STEVE: And now he has assues.

Thanks to Danielle McLaughlin for that one. Welcome back to LA, girl!